Dicks do the fuckin’.
  

Jon Hamm saying, “Keep it crispy” & Pete Holmes giggling.

thechrisgethardshow replied to your post: The only question is, when the Reckoning finally…

Pete Holmes doesn’t love you like we love you.

Well, there we have it!

The only question is, when the Reckoning finally comes upon us, will I be counted as apart of the crazy Pete Holmes cult or the crazy Chris Gethard cult?

(Source: youtube.com)

  

standupcomedyblog:

Pete Holmes - “Pieeeeeeeerce!”

“That’s one of the secrets of life: just lower what you will pat yourself on the back for.”

(Source: harharhar)

jonahray:

Pete Holmes and I in the SNAKE PIT w/ James Hetfield in the background (and photographer).
Metallica was my very first Concert when I was a kid, I was VERY excited to see them again. I didn’t hear them play anything post-Black Album. #BATTERY

jonahray:

Pete Holmes and I in the SNAKE PIT w/ James Hetfield in the background (and photographer).

Metallica was my very first Concert when I was a kid, I was VERY excited to see them again. I didn’t hear them play anything post-Black Album. #BATTERY

nerdistfanart:

Laser Accuracy!
I love LA

nerdistfanart:

Laser Accuracy!

I love LA

standupcomedyblog:

sometimes when i am sad i just think about how pete holmes exists and everything is better.

jonahray:

Look at ol’ fatty shaka there in the front.
Team Nerdist v Team Mad Men
 (via nerdist)

jonahray:

Look at ol’ fatty shaka there in the front.

Team Nerdist v Team Mad Men

 (via nerdist)

(Source: peteholmes.com)